lol wut?

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 01/09/2014 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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friend just landed in Vegas. This was on the bathroom wall in the airport

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:01

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Because Texans are brown shits?

505Turbeaux > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/09/2014 at 15:04

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haha I have no idea. Searchin for a shred of an idea

KB Garage > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:07

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I read this in middle school (read: a long, long time ago) and have never forgotten it:

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to sh*t and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the poetry on the walls

I borrowed part of this in my "ode to the gray" on the FP and suddenly I have posting rights.

505Turbeaux > KB Garage 01/09/2014 at 15:10

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haha BOOM out of the grey with some potty humor

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:13

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I recall hearing of this somewhere:

"

Those who write on restroom walls/roll their shit in little balls

Those who read their written wit/eat the little balls of shit

"

Or something like that.

KB Garage > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:14

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Here it is in all its glory:

My ode to the gray
A prison from which I cannot free
Trapped forever shall I be
Fair mist which cloud the trolls
Along thine pages do I scroll
Mine thoughts dost bring me shame
Not witty enough, often lame
I read poetry on thine walls
And subtly reach and scratch my balls

So stupid.

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/09/2014 at 15:14

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55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:15

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My dad's favorite pieces of bathroom poetry:

"Here I sit
All broken-hearted,
I tried to shit
But only farted."

"Oh octopus oh octopus,
I sincerely begs
Is those things arms,
Or is they legs?"

"A curious bird is the pelican,
His beak can hold more than his belly can!"

"Cow = beef
Cow with 3 legs = tri-tip
Cow with 2 legs = lean beef
Cow with no legs = ground beef"

505Turbeaux > KB Garage 01/09/2014 at 15:15

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hahahahaha brilliant. Noone could keep you in the gray after that poetry

PatBateman > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:16

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Dust for prints. I'll need about 45 minutes to go load my guns and warm up the jet. Another 15 minutes after that, we should get the print results back and have an address for the "poet". We'll be wheels up two minutes after that.

Hurry up, leaving office now.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:17

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I need to write a post depicting everything I've seen written in bathrooms.

505Turbeaux > PatBateman 01/09/2014 at 15:18

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One thing I know for a fact, those "Dont mess with Texas" bumper stickers...truth

EL_ULY > PatBateman 01/09/2014 at 15:20

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i'll back you up, * click * let's roll fu!

505Turbeaux > 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist 01/09/2014 at 15:21

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I have totally heard the first one. The rest, poetic genius

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:22

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My favorite pieces of bathroom literature:

Here I sit, all broken hearted; I tried to shit but only farted.

A curious bird is the pelican, his beak can hold more than his belly can!

Oh octopus oh octopus, I sincerely begs;
Is those things arms or is they legs?

Cow: Beef
3 legged cow: tri-tip
2 legged cow: lean beef
No-legs cow: ground beef

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:23

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Kinja blows

PatBateman > EL_ULY 01/09/2014 at 15:30

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MOUNT UP.

 > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 15:43

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My personal favorite is still,

Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to the New York state trooper.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist 01/09/2014 at 16:06

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This was all part of one poem? Very interesting.

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 01/09/2014 at 16:40

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They were all different, at different locations. Just a selection of the best I've seen.

sporkasporka > 505Turbeaux 01/09/2014 at 18:19

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why does the wind blow so hard in Oklahoma? because Texas Sucks!

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > 505Turbeaux 01/10/2014 at 00:19

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best I've seen is it at the college bar we used to / still do sometimes go to

in giant marker: I FUCKED YOUR MOM

written under that: dad your [sic] drunk go home

Witty vandal has bad grammar